Archive for May 15th, 2011

15th May
written by Dame Suzy

A new tool will soon be within reach when I go to Europe and encounter men who complain that they can’t feel anything with “that thing” on. They are referring of course to the condom. The new Viagra condom contains a gel that increases blood flow to the penis, making the erection rock steady. I figure at least their rock-hardness will distract them from their prejudice. That’s my hope anyway because whiny men don’t inspire me or my vagina.