Archive for January, 2012

22nd January
2012
written by Dame Suzy

When I first read the article about the live rape, my first thought was, “How disgusting!” Daniel Echaniz, a cast member of the Brazilian Big Brother, had had sex with Monique Amin while she was passed-out from being drunk, and those filming the act did nothing but keep rolling the video cameras.

Then my, “innocent till proven guilty” chip kicked in and I googled his name. Many pictures that indicated, “4 days ago,” etc. showed the two of them in bed together, one with him looking sleepy and her leaning over him.

Suddenly, I thought, “Perhaps they were already having sex together. She could very well have consented to sex but been drunk enough to have blacked it out.” Suddenly my outrage was put on the backburner and my faith in the goodness of most people resurfaced.

I clicked on one of the photos of them together which brought me to the Argentine Noticiero Diario‘s article which quoted, “Both confirmed that they drunk alcoholic beverages but were conscious of what was happening, confirmed that they touched each other under the blanket,” said Antonio Nunes, of the civil police, without being able to confirm if there was penetration then the young woman “did not want to undergo a physical examination of crime.”

Oh, so much for the scandal. Another couple having drunken sex. And now I feel sorry for having detested the guy. Luckily my disgust lasted only two minutes.

21st January
2012
written by Dame Suzy

Leave it to the Russians to make crystal meth seem like lollipops.

They’re making Krokodil, and it eats the flesh and muscle off your body but in the meantime gives you a heroine-like feeling.

You know you wanted to see it.

19th January
2012
written by Dame Suzy

My man just introduced me to Quora.

Here’s my Quora page: http://www.quora.com/Suzy-Fiore so you can read more from my twisted mind.

It’s a lovely little site for people to share knowledge, experiences, and in general stimulate the cerebral muscle.

19th January
2012
written by Dame Suzy

By the way, my site was apparently inaccessible for several days as there was an error with my internet service provider’s rebooting of the server my site is on.

This is really my fault as I’ve been neglecting to write here of late and should have noticed it earlier.

19th January
2012
written by Dame Suzy

Always be prepared to explain odd things your kids may find in your bedroom, bathroom, or closet.

My daughter came out of my bathroom today, probably after stealing/borrowing some makeup of mine, and asked, “What are those egg-shaped things that are kind of squishy? I’ve seen them for about a month.”

All I could come up with was, “No comment…they’re not mine” before closing the door behind me.

I’ve warned my man about leaving things out. We even had the porn in the safe until it got too packed – with papers, not porn 🙂 But there are definitely some things I’d laugh my ass off about and he would be mortified by.

So let’s come up with some explanations now.

Regular dildo – novelty door-stop
gigantic vibrating dildo – battering ram for Barbie dolls, a door-stop for really heavy doors
velvet handcuffs – barbell comfort grips
plastic balls connected via a string – giggle giggle giggle…stress balls you squeeze in your hands – no, don’t touch, they fell in a dirty sock and we haven’t gotten around to cleaning it yet
vibrating metal oval – a neck massaging device obviously
adult videos – really crazy stuff – how did that get there? But seriously, I don’t think any kid older than 10 would really ask his parents what it was
And the squishy egg thing? – to apply bath gel to the body

Of course, you could also just say, “Get the hell out of my room!” but what’s the challenge in that?