Why is it nice when your loved one goes on a business trip?

• You get to have time to yourself.
• You actually miss him and seeing fifteen pairs of his discarded socks on his side of the bed makes you feel glad to have him in your life. In fact, you leave all of his strewn-around things the whole time he’s gone so it looks like he hasn’t left.
• Any annoying traits of hers are forgotten – out of sight, out of mind. You just remember the good and how you really need some sex and she knows how to give it good.
• It’s easy to be sweet with an occasional text message ending in Mwaaa or kisses.
• She comes home and all is as it should be!