It took Style Network to alert me to a new service being offered in New York, Los Angeles, and Miami. They’re debuting a show called Built which features attractive, built handymen doing work in your home. I had thought of this a few years ago after being fortunate enough to have a handsome plumber do some work for me. Who wouldn’t $$ pay extra for that? How much entertainment and eye candy do you think the average woman sees in a week? Not much.
I’m so glad to see my ideas come to fruition. Another idea that came about after I put a condom on my toe; I had just ordered a hundred condoms for a business school class presentation and was playing with a few. When I held the latex tight, I felt much less than when the latex was free to move around. Only a year or so later, which means it had been someone else’s idea long before mine – I saw the condom in the store – it was tighter at the base and looser and less restrictive at the top.
I DO wonder, of course, how often Hott and Handy handymen get propositioned by customers for some extra TLC. *Sigh* Probably not as often as I’d like to pretend for fantasy purposes. 
Since I don’t live in any of those cities, I’ll have to just live with my fantasies, but they’ll be aided and abetted by the visual stimulation of that new show. The (albeit lame and uninformative) website for the company is here at HottandHandy.com.
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You should be spanked, Dame Suzy, for writing something as arousing as this. I’d slip a few extra “tools” into my toolbox before working on your projects. Something tells me that we’d keep finding more things that need attention.
It always amazes me what arouses people. I remember talking to a schoolmate in college, and I was idly talking about how I had come up with an awesome torture – a paper-cut to the glans/urethra opening of the penis. Ow. Then he told me that he was turned on. I was like – WHAT? Dudes are weird.
As for your extra tools, hehe. Nice one.
When I was 19 and a college student, I had a summer job that required me to go door to door ia residential area at a time when people weren’t freaked out that eveyone who rang their doorbell was a serial killer. I knew that there would be people who really disliked being bothered, and there were. However, I thought that there would also be women who would answer the door wearing little or nothing and invite me in. Never happened. Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, then this bubble burst!
With the handymen, the difference is that they were asked there for a specific purpose and have greater acceptance and welcome in the home to begin with. I’m sure it does happen with them, extra “projects.” It would be interesting to have a few questions added to the post-service customer satisfaction survey. My first wife, definitely, and some of my past girlfriends would say that my toolbox was enticingly big, but that the tool turned out to be way too small to finish the job.
Toolbox was big but tool too small? I don’t get it. Or I do but am wondering why you’d admit to such a thing – heh
Just being honest, overdisclosure perhaps. I read your blog post about Hott and Handy, and considered my own qualifications for the work. Some women consider me attractive, a few very attractive. I’ve stayed in excellent shape, and I am pretty handy with household projects. Looks good with shirt off, and a bit of sweat? Check. Nice smile? Check. Could replace a kitchen faucet or install hardwood flooring? Check. I squirmed a bit thinking where extra TLC might lead and what the client’s expectations might be. Similarly, I had a couple of friends who worked for a service and stripped for bachellorette parties and women’s birthday parties and such while we were in grad school, in debt, and dirt poor. It turned out I was just inches away from landing some work doing that and the usually good tips that came wth it.