spreading love

2nd October
2010
written by Dame Suzy

Sometimes I’ll repost worthy comments I’ve added to articles on other sites.

Regarding the news that a female Duke University student wrote a report and rated several hook-ups she’d had, many readers responded negatively. Here is one of my comments:

Am I one of the few women who can relate to and appreciate what this student has written? I for one would love to see more reports like this one – less clinical, more humorous – from both men and women. But maybe that’s because I still see guys I find so hot I must have them, and I don’t want to disappoint when I get them naked. I always want to be better.

We could have sex schools, but I can just imagine some of the fellow classmates I’d have to experiment with. It’s why I never went to massage school even though guys rave about my massages. 🙂

14th September
2010
written by Dame Suzy

Kim Kardashian: Her breasts are so fabulous and round that they could be fake, but they could just as easily be real if she kept to the bras bras bras rule (day, night, sleep). As for her derriere, I’ve seen women with natural butts larger than hers, that stick out farther than hers. It’s called ghetto booty, usually seen on women of African descent. People who haven’t seen it before haven’t left the suburbs of Skinnyville. There’s an Italian version as well that’s called mama booty as Italian women tend to swell up as they age. (Still love them, though).

13th September
2010
written by Dame Suzy

Footballer Wayne Rooney’s alleged remark that his wife could go fuck herself if she wanted to dump him over his pursuit of a great lay? So fucking awesome. If only Bill Clinton could have told us back then, “I’m the fucking president. I’m allowed to get laid whenever I want. A pent-up president makes bad decisions” instead of being a pussy and not going down on Monica Lewinsky and not fucking her and leaving her pent-up just to try to avoid having to say he’d had sex with her. Shame on you, Mr. President, for denying diligent Monica her well-deserved tongue lashing!

11th September
2010
written by Dame Suzy

It wasn’t my plan to start this blog with such a serious post, but it’s 9/11/2010, nine years after that abominable day. I’m watching the History Channel, forcing myself to relive and remember the day the U.S.’s mettle was tested for the first time in half a century on its own turf. It’s difficult to watch, and I suppress the tears, but it happened, and it must not be forgotten. And I will in coming days and years criticize certain aspects of the American way, but they will always be minor complaints, as I love this country in which I have spent my whole life.

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