soccer

25th September
2010
written by Dame Suzy

Manhattan Madam Kristin Davis is taking advantage of the story in which former call girl Irma Nici claims a 2007 hook-up with David Beckham. Hardly worthy of note, the story has still been picked up by many media channels, and for Madam Davis’s sake, and possibly those of sex workers, she’s getting publicity for herself and her cause, that of decriminalizing prostitution, a cause I happen to agree with. The Beckhams unfortunately are easy pickins for alleged infidelity rumors. Famous hot guy, successful wife aging (as all humans do). Whether or not the story holds true is irrelevant to me. I hope that someday law enforcement gets their head out of their asses and makes the legitimate and very human business legal and safer.

19th September
2010
written by Dame Suzy

That was the most combative match I’ve seen either team play in awhile. Nineteen-year-old David De Gea was the obvious star as he creatively saved an onslaught of goal attempts from Lionel Messi, Pedro, David Villa and others.  Toward the end of the game, Victor Valdes was visibly fatigued, but De Gea looked like he could play another ninety minutes.

Flooded with yellow cards and one red, the worst part of the match was Messi’s exit via stretcher in stoppage time. The second worst part of the match was seeing a sea of unshaven faces. Kun Agüero, recently receiving my applause for the shorter hair style which lets his striking, manly facial features shine, had one. Pep Guardiola looked like he’d had a bad week, a usually groomed or at least trim face overrun by wildness. Even baby-faced De Gea let his boyish facial hair peek up where he had some, Gerard Piqué was the Catalan Santa Claus, and Quique Sanchez Flores, whom I’ve never ever seen less-than-polished was bushy. Had I been authorized, I’d have run around the field with hedge clippers.

There may be a correlation between the violence and the bushes – too  much testosterone. Leave the hormones for the bedroom, boys, and get back to civilized, skilled play and handsome faces clean enough to lick.

14th September
2010
written by Dame Suzy

Kickette.com reports that an idiotic yet well-known Argentine newspaper claims that Spanish football (soccer) captain Iker Casillas slept with swollen Luciana Salazar. Guess what? Don’t trust anyone whose boobs are bigger than DD’s. And only trust 40% of those with DD’s, 50% of those with D’s and 55% of all other women (or men for that matter). The model likes to be associated with footballers like Gonzalo Higuaín. She also likes to have lip injections. I have nothing against breast implants/fake boobs. I have something against things that cause me to throw up. And the thought that Iker, who has only been known to date – and not indiscriminately fuck – natural women, is a sin! And I don’t automatically believe she’s been with Higuaín either, though he could have had the sudden urge to regress into his infant self and suckle sometime. As for Iker, he’s not taking this lying down. Lawyers to Iker’s rescue!

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